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Littleton, Colo

I know this izn't pumpkin related, just some off seazon fun...... For the last few dayz the newz media haz been reporting an asteroid the size of a supermarket will miss the earth by just 300,000 milez......if it waz on a collision course with earth and all the fall patch prep turnz out to have been a big waste of time, what would be the last thing you'd do ??......clock iz ticking........

1/28/2008 8:41:48 PM

Minnesota

Go Fishing?

1/28/2008 8:58:56 PM

Minnesota(dw447@fastmail.fm)

Pray!

1/28/2008 9:05:30 PM

Logan Utah

send pumpkins seeds into orbit for the aliens lol

1/28/2008 9:16:25 PM

Ohio

Spend the time with my kids !

1/28/2008 9:18:26 PM

Mt Vernon Ky

don't wait for the end love everyone as your brother while your here vic

1/28/2008 9:22:58 PM

Logan Utah

but in all seriousness..
If you live every day to the fullest you wont need to wait for the end of the world to hurry and try to get all the things you want to get done.
As socrates said:
"The Unexamined life isn't worth living"

1/28/2008 9:44:35 PM

Woodburn, Indiana

2 votes for go fishing.

1/28/2008 10:15:53 PM

ordinary,VA

try to kill as many squash bugs as I can before the asteroid hit the Earth ..I really hate squash bugs...

1/28/2008 10:19:30 PM

Santa Rosa California

smoke an bowl oh wait mark fowler would arrest me mark your an great guy lol

1/28/2008 10:47:09 PM

Rhode Island

seriously? you would have to think about how you wanted your life to end. waiting for the big explosion or making it on your own tearms

1/28/2008 11:00:15 PM

Littleton, Colo

tic......tic........tic.......tic......

1/29/2008 12:01:42 AM

Minnesota

Hurry down to the local pumpkin supply store, probably talk them into getting some good deals.

1/29/2008 1:38:35 AM

Dayton OH

First I'd file for an extension, to get us a little more time. Then I'd convene an emergency session of the GPC to cancel all GPC Weigh-off sites except 1, leaving one up on the highest mountain (probably WIZ/BIZ country.) Then when all the AG growers in the world brought their biggest and best (squashes included, and watermelons) to that one spot, the earth would wobble and get out of the way from the asteroid.

1/29/2008 6:08:51 AM

Rocky-r@stny.rr.com

get with the RHode Island boys and have them launch a few of their AG's at the asteroid to try and break it up in space like the movie Armageddon. (The oen with Bruce Willis). Who would captain the shuttle from the AG world to give technical advice from the pumpkin side? My vote is Brooks as the pay would be a 1068 if he pulled it off.

1/29/2008 6:57:46 AM

Pembroke, New Hampshire

End of the world, huh?
It must be a VERY long winter in Colorado...

1/29/2008 8:17:11 AM

Littleton, Colo

tic.....tic.....tic......tic......

1/29/2008 11:13:56 AM

Nicholls Georgia

repent of my sin and wait upon the lord to bring me home

1/29/2008 12:34:07 PM

Nicholls Georgia

and try to get other's also to do the same

1/29/2008 1:12:33 PM

Somers, CT

Buy a vowel.

1/29/2008 2:00:28 PM

Farmville, Virginia (mfowler@hsc.edu)

Ed, no need to waste good pesticide...if the world ends squash bugs would still live on!!! Seriously, I'd want to be with my family, doing whatever.

1/29/2008 2:36:57 PM

Northern Cambria, Pa.

On April 13th, 2029 we will have a much closer encounter.
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/13may_2004mn4.htm
The object may hit the earth on the next pass after that depending on how the orbit is perturbed by eath's gravity.
Plenty of time to stock up on milk and bread.

1/29/2008 4:03:10 PM

Owensboro, Ky.

Maybe I will head out for Niagara, now...just to beat the rush!!! LOL!!! Never mind, the local fishin hole is closer!!! LOL Peace, Wayne

1/29/2008 4:06:15 PM

ordinary,VA

Mark no pesticide needed.Im still trying to teach squash bugs to swim...I need help:)


Seriously?
If the asteroid was a planet killer?
would want it to hit on top of my house,get it over with in a blink of an eye..

1/29/2008 4:36:46 PM

Georgia

Lol at the milk and bread. Everytime people thinks its gonna storm here all the milk and bread is gone. Im preety sure milk will expire and how much bread can ya really eat. I stock up on Tobbaco and beer and soups. Thats how ya prepare. No milk or bread here for this guy

1/29/2008 4:47:27 PM

Littleton, Colo

tic.......tic........tic........tic........

1/29/2008 5:05:45 PM

Dallas, Oregon

sex, drugs and rock&roll. turn up the volume it's gonna be a blast. lol.

1/29/2008 6:34:52 PM

Frankfort Oh

I think I ,would pray for all the unsaved!!

1/29/2008 7:55:39 PM

Greencastle, PA

you can get anything you want for $200 at the 25-cent peepshow

1/29/2008 8:41:00 PM

Porterville, Ca.

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. hmmmmmmm

1/29/2008 9:26:26 PM

Littleton, Colo

tic.....tic.....tic.....tic.....

1/29/2008 10:41:57 PM

Napa Valley, CA

no doubt it would be time for a kegger

1/29/2008 11:16:47 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

I hope it lands in my patch, Ill paint it orange, bring it to the weighoff and beat TheBiz and CoJoe.....and I bet it weighs heavy.....

1/30/2008 9:54:56 AM

Western Pa.

I was just discussing this issue in a bar with a HUGE man that happened to be an Iron Worker. I asked him,
"If you new you only had 30 minutes to live, what would you do"? He said he would "make love"(cleaned up) to anything that moved. He asked me, What would you do? I replied, "I'd do my best to remain perfectly still!"

1/30/2008 7:56:27 PM

Littleton, Colo

tic.......tic........tic.......tic......

1/30/2008 9:54:39 PM

Eddyz@efirehose.net

I'd get Brook's address, drive, fly, or run down there, second thought, won't run, find Brooks and have a beer with him
Eddy

1/30/2008 10:09:23 PM

Riverton, WY

Clock is ticking Biz! What would you do?!! LOL!

1/31/2008 7:08:46 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

Yeah BiZ WHAT would U Do....BRO..? Some...How Im thinkin we'Z be doing it together.....

1/31/2008 10:14:00 AM

Belmont, NH

I can't fix the asteriod or the spy satilite that IS going to hit us but I can fix the clock.

tic tock tic tock tic tock tic tock---there you go, a nice even beat.

Bruce

1/31/2008 8:46:52 PM

Littleton, Colo

Let's see.........I would try to get as far away from "The WiZ" as I possibly could because after the dust settles and they dig up our fossils a few million years later, I don't want the scientist connecting me to him and that WiZaRdZ outfit he'd be wearing ....................................lol

1/31/2008 10:11:06 PM

Littleton, Colo

tic tock......tic tock.......tic tock.......tic tock.........

1/31/2008 10:12:53 PM

Riverton, WY

OH!!!..the BROz aren't seeing eye to eye on this one...lol

2/1/2008 7:22:44 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

OHhhh, Dont Worry BiZMatic....they'll be able to tell us apart.....your the one with the opposable thumbs.........on all four hands.....

Your going down this year DogBoy....Both You AND your lil' Rat!......Tick Tick Tick....TockZ

Yo!

2/1/2008 9:13:18 AM

Littleton, Colo

Just remember WiZ....be in before the clock strikes 12 or I'll tell mom and dad !!..................tic tock......tic tock......tic tock........

2/1/2008 11:14:15 PM

C N Y

sadly, i would at least hope it was gonna be a summer day
and my pumpkins were all doing fine...1200, 1396
and 2001: A Space Od...errr, i mean, EST,
and the asteroid, as big as it would be, would nonetheless be about to land directly on the patch where i would be sitting in a lawnchair drinking the last 6-pack i ever would, and the camcorder would be somehow attached to my computer to give the whole world a look at what i would be saying "Holy Crap!" about...and i would hope that the aliens inside the asteroid would look at my PUMPKINS and say the same thing, and steer it instead to some other planet to mess up, preferably Pluto.

2/2/2008 2:35:26 AM

Windsor, Ontario, Canada

Only one person mentioned sex?!?! Put me down for a little...well, I can't beleive only one person said sex, lol.

2/10/2008 2:43:07 PM